Rather one dwarf in your hand than ten on the roof: Archive

Oct 5th

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What is the proper way to ask your dog to stop breathing so loudly?

Sep 29th

I had a dream

About Fall Out Boy. Patrick Stump had a crush on my friend…. but he remembered me from their last concert, so everything was okay. Also, he was chubby again… And also very, very cute.

Sep 25th

Also Tumblr. I’ve started dog agility with…. my dog.. And he’s doing great actually.

Sep 24th

Omg! Tumblr is still here!!

Sep 24th

“Throughout Eclipse, we’re presented with some of the most damaging, dangerous,...”

– Quoted from Mark Reads Twilight. ALL OF THIS. ALL OF IT. This man is my best friend ever. (via rabblevolunteer) I think it’s time to get a slow clap going. (via stfusexists) *More slow clapping* (via ilqusionment) Off to read the rest of this article now~ (via leupp3r)

Sep 7th

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Sep 7th

Derp pan pizza

Always derp pan pizza

Sep 4th

New radio

Like a boss

Aug 31st

I just taught the kid I babysit how to use a remote. He’s five and he didn’t know how to use a remote… Is this real life? He didn’t even know how to push the buttons.. HE. DONT. KNOW. HOW. TO. PUSH. BUTTONS!?!?

Aug 31st

“Sometimes I get annoyed from wearing glasses, and therefor I take them off. But...”

– My PMS

Aug 31st

“Daniel Radcliffe will lend his voice on “The Simpsons” [in 2010] has been...”

– Daniel Radcliffe Spoofing ‘Twilight’ on ‘The Simpsons’ Can’t wait for this to air! (via sevenpotters) Omg this is awesome especially since he’s a big fan of the Simpsons (via half-blood-princess) (via for-sirius) (via songwithoutachorus) (via siriuslestrange) (via imfuckingsirius)

Aug 31st

194 notes

Aug 31st

I love how my family from Australia answer me with: “yeah” all the time. To every question.

Aug 29th

Reasons why i love Pride and Prejudice

thisisthewrongplace: ingridanielle: I hate Darcy and then fall in love with him with Elizabeth every time I love the Drama that Elizabeths sisters get into and how much it stresses me. The era it’s set in How sexy Darcy is Darcy The music Darcy Fitzwilliam Darcy 10. Bingley 11. I hate Elizabeths mum with her prying and her overreacting to everything 12. I love Elizabeths dad with his...

Aug 29th